Trackpad

Ever glide your finger across the trackpad and the cursor doesn’t move?
Tap it. Double tap it. Three finger wipe.
Nothing at all.
You type on the keyboard and text doesn’t appear, and you’re all DAMMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT and type all kinds of angry shit on your keyboard and nothing’s appearing.
You switch it on and off, still nothing.
Then you realize you’re using your work keyboard and trackpad, not your personal keyboard and trackpad?
And you look over at the insane crap you’ve sent to your team’s Slack channel on your work system and think “Time for a break.”