It amuses me when I get Spam that says someone may have run a background check on me.
Go ahead. Run a background check.
You’ll find the usual stuff: a decent education, a car note, and a good credit rating.
And a rap sheet as long as your arm.
Every line on it, a vicious assault on a spammer.
No jury would convict me, because everyone’s sick of spam.
It’s not hard to find the source of spam.
I track it down, run my own check, and get an address.
Then I get out my baseball bat and car keys.