Doctor Odd parallel parks

Most new cars have an automatic parallel parking, but Doctor Odd added a parallel dimension parking feature to his car.
When he clicks his keyfob, it sends the car into a parallel dimension.
Then he can go do whatever he needs to do, come back, and bring his car back.
If it gets a parking ticket over there, he throws it out.
Sometimes, it comes back with a lot of dirt on it.
Other times, it’s covered with blood and gore.
That’s why he’s got a subscription to the local car wash.
They don’t ask questions. And he tips well.

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