Elections are pretty much a game of bobbing for turds now, aren’t they?
The only choice really left to the sane voter is to keep your head under water until the bubbles stop.
We pay for a solid gold tub.
We pay for the finest natural spring water.
We give money for campaigns and voter awareness of the tub and water.
And then they take a dump in it, tie our hands behind our backs, and say “PICK A WINNER!”
Oh, and if you bite down on the wrong turd, you’re a racist, sexist bigot.
With shit in your mouth.