George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate. Every time the full moon came out, the next day he would wake up covered in the blood and guts from all of his murdered crewmates. It made him wonder if he was a werewolf. It kept happening over and over with every ship that he ended up on. The truth was, George was a werewolf. But he didn’t slaughter his crewmates with his teeth and claws. He killed them with his really bad cooking. Apparently, his signature full moon five alarm chili is a weapon of mass destruction.