George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He woke up with a bandage on his head.
“Oh, you’re awake,” said a nurse. “You’ve had quite a nasty bonk on the head.”
He looked around. He was in a hospital ward with other bandaged patients, all laying still in bed.
“Oh, okay,” he said. “Them too?”
“Yes,” said the nurse. “And it’s time for another.”
She pulled out a large mallet and bonked George on the head.
George fell unconscious and had a nice dream about sailing.
He looked forward to his next bonk on the head.