George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
You won’t find him in The Pirate Hall of Fame.
He was banned after he was caught gambling on battles.
“But I never gambled on battles I was in,” whined George.
The League of Pirates didn’t care, and made the ban permanent.
George would sit outside the Hall, just on the other side of the property line, and sign autographs and let fans take selfies with him.
But, every now and then, he’d put on a disguise, and sneak in.
It was either that, or piss on a tree.