George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He bought a labelmaker to mark everything with its name so he could learn the proper pirate terminology.
The captain drew the line at putting a label on his hat.
“But it’s okay for me to put one on your lapel that says CAPTAIN, right?” asked George.
“No,” said the captain. “In fact, get rid of these stupid labels right now.”
George went around the ship removing all of the white label stickers.
It took him a while to reach the one marked GEORGE off of his own back.