George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He sent away for everything he could find in the ads in the back of magazines that might make him a better pirate.
Strength pills, sea monkeys, lucky boxes… you name it, George ordered it.
The first thing that arrived was a pair of hypnotic glasses.
George wore them and tried to hypnotize his enemies.
That didn’t work so well.
When George got out of the hospital, the captain wore the glasses to hypnotize George into being a better pirate.
The doctor at the hospital said “Back so soon?”