George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He liked to go to the movies, but he hated when he had to go to the bathroom in the middle of a film.
So, he’d try to go before the movie, but those Cokes always went through him quickly and he’d have to get up and go anyway.
He’d try to get through the movie without a Coke, but he’d get thirsty, and get up to buy one.
And then he’d have to go to the bathroom soon after.
George gave up, and watched movies on home video.