George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He tended to crash his ship a lot.
Which is why the National Transportation and Safety Board hired George to crash-test ships.
“You’re the expert,” said the government agents. “We asked everyone on the high seas, and you’ve come highly recommended.”
“Well, thank you,” said George.
George took the wheel of a ship that was loaded with all kinds of monitors and sensors, and he steered it towards the rocks…
And completely missed the rocks, ramming into a ship where the government researchers and observers were watching the test.