George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
So when German investors acquired the ship, George thought he’d be the first to get fired.
Instead, the Germans got rid of everyone else and replaced them with robots.
“We know what everybody else does,” said the ship’s new captain. “So, it was easy to replace them. But we can’t figure out exactly what you do.”
The Germans followed George around for a few days, taking notes, until George fell overboard.
The Germans fell overboard with him. And everyone drowned except George.
The old crew came back aboard, cheering.