George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
After a hurricane hit Port Royal, George asked his fellow pirates for donations to the relief effort.
The pirates handed over extra clothes, food, and medicine to George.
George dropped the supplies off at the local church.
“Bless you, son!” grinned the preacher.
The next day, George saw the preacher selling the previous day’s supplies to a merchant.
George drew his sword and killed the merchant and the priest.
That’s when the pirates raided the town, grabbing up the donated supplies.
George dropped his sword, sat down, and wept.