George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Or, at least that’s what the other pirates said.
When George took a serious look at his mistakes, he realized that only a few of them were genuinely his fault,.
A large amount of the problems were, in fact, other pirates screwing up, but blaming George.
This made George very frustrated. And very angry.
But would anyone listen? Would anything change?
He thought about the captain… the biggest screw-up of all.
Probably not.
George shrugged and “fell” overboard.
As he swam for shore, he thought about a new career.