George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Instead of repeatedly telling George that he wasn’t a very good pirate, which was slowing a lot of things down on the ship, the other pirates used the ship’s metrics tracking application to pile on George.
Pretty soon, the entire message wall was full of nasty notes and sniping.
George didn’t read any of it. He preferred to watch cat videos.
The other pirates complained about that, too.
George finally logged on and complained that everyone was typing up bad reviews instead of looting and pillaging.
The captain agreed.