George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Still, it’s better to be lucky that good, right?
Which is how George, having been bound, gagged, and dumped overboard by his shipmates, found himself on a tropical beach.
A strange warrior in a grass skirt and holding a spear gestured at George to follow.
So, George followed him to his village.
As best George could determine, he was going to be the guest of honor at a feast.
“Thank you, I could use a bath,” said George, as they dropped him into a pot full of boiling water.