George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
If George were arrested for his crimes on the high seas, people wouldn’t be able to pick him out of a lineup.
“Number three,” the sea captain says.
“That’s a circus clown,” says the detective. “Try again.”
“Six?”
“There isn’t a number six.”
“Oh, wait… I know… number 201.”
“That’s the room number on the door.”
Exasperated, the detective dismisses the lineup, and George is released.
To go back to his ship, free to be a pirate once again.
Knowing, that if he ever gets caught, not to worry.