George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
You know, like how Bob Uecker was a mediocre baseball player.
At least Bob was in beer commercials, movies, television shows, and did play-by-play for the Milwaukee Brewers.
George was a pirate. Nothing else.
He tried to do play-by-play for his pirate ship, but the crew found it really annoying when he narrated their battles.
He’d rattle of statistics and other nonsense as they fought and he sat.
“I must be in the front row!” George said, as two rather large pirates picked him up and threw him overboard.