George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Even though stores in New Orleans sell replicas of the street signs, people want the real deal.
So, George went out with a hacksaw and a burlap sack to collect the actual street signs.
After George filled his burlap sack, he got lost because there weren’t any street signs.
“Siri, how do I get back to the ship?” he asked his iPhone.
No response. The battery was dead.
After he got arrested by the police, he used the police station’s phone to call the captain to bail him out.