George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Most sailors speak in ways that are saltier than the seas, but George did his best to avoid swearing.
He had a swear jar by his bunk, and every time he swore, he’d put a piece of eight in it.
His shipmates would steal from the jar, and George would shout “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY?”
And he’d drop another piece of eight in the jar. Which his shipmates would also steal.
His shipmates eventually stole enough money to throw themselves a party.
No, they didn’t invite George.