George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Any time he led a raid on another ship, things didn’t end well.
Unless you count that time George led a raid on that Filipino cruise ship.
They were going to rob the casino, but people mistook them for actors playing pirates.
“This is better than the shows in Vegas!” said the cruise ship’s captain. “Can you do this for every one of our cruise ships?”
George’s captain signed the contract, and they made more money playing pirate roles than actually being pirates.
George kept busy stitching up costumes.