George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
His priorities were completely out of whack.
“No, George, you can’t have your own parking space,” said the captain. “We’re pirates. We’re always out at sea, plundering. You’ll never need a parking space.”
During the next raid, George somehow managed to plunder a Buick dealership.
“Oh, great,” grumbled George. “Now where will I park this car?”
He tried to park in the captain’s space, but the captain had George’s car towed.
George gave the Buick back to the dealership.
He filled the tank, but he didn’t have it washed.