George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
After he heard Lyle Lovett’s “If I Had A Boat” he bought himself a pony.
Together, they sailed out on the ocean, and George rode the pony on his boat.
It’s not easy riding a pony on a boat.
I could understand doing it on a big cruise ship.
When George ran into rough seas, and he and the pony fell overboard.
He had to let the pony sink to save himself.
For the rest of the voyage, George missed the pony.
He could have used the horse meat.