George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He was constantly roped into an endless series of sidetracks and distractions.
Such as the time when he found himself joining a fleet of three Spanish ships heading Westward to India.
“Okay, Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria,” he said. “Now, which one’s the Pinta? I keep confusing it with the Santa Maria.”
The fleet never made it to India. They ended up wandering around the Caribbean, torturing and enslaving a bunch of natives.
George found it all rather brutish and uncivilized, and he went back to being a honest pirate.