George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Every morning, the captain held an all-hands-on-deck staff meeting.
He’d go over important things and ask for input.
But every time a pirate suggested anything, the captain shot that pirate down.
Literally. The captain drew his flintlock pistol and shot the pirate, and they fell down dead.
One pirate raised his hand. “Might I suggest that you stop shooting us when we talk?” he said.
“That’s an interesting thought,” said the captain. “Let me think about it while I reload.”
The captain finished reloading, and shot that pirate, too.