George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He made a point of stealing only from the wealthy, and then he’d give away all that he’d stolen to the poor.
George got a patronizing letter from Zorro that fully supported his generous nature.
“Let me know if you ever raid the seacoasts of Mexico,” wrote Zorro. “We’ll have a drink.”
George made a point to frequently steal supplies from warehouses owned by Diego de la Vega, Zorro’s real identity.
George then gave the supplies to the poor, stealing credit from Zorro.
“You’re a real dick,” wrote Zorro.