George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The other pirates called him Georgie Porgie and sung the rhyme at him.
“Got any pudding and pie?” they taunted.
George checked his pockets. “No, but I have some tickets to The Cure concert tonight.”
The pirates cheered and George said he’d meet them at the concert.
But when they got there, George stood them up.
He pulled up the anchor and set sail for another town.
“Assholes,” mumbled George.
As he steered the ship, he took a bite of pie and enjoyed it with a can of pudding.