George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Because of this, George got the worst bunk on the ship.
Right under Fat Freddy.
You’d think that Fat Freddy’s hammock would come loose and he’d fall on George, right?
Nope.
What Fat Freddy did was fart. A lot.
One night, George went berserk and pulled out a knife and stabbed Fat Freddy through his hammock, over and over.
Fat Freddy tore through his hammock and fell on George, crushing him.
The next night, George was glad Fat Freddy was gone.
Until Bedwetting Bob moved his hammock over George’s.