George was a pirate but he wasn’t a very good pirate. The problem was that the captain kept changing the ship’s operation manuals. He made procedures more and more complex, making it harder for any pirates to get any actual work done with consistency. And he changed the terminology and names of things. This confused the Pirates even more. Eventually, George held a meeting with all the other pirates on the ship. The captain woke up to George standing in front of him with a dagger to his throat. What’s the bullshit term you use for mutiny now? Asked George.
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This was wonderful. You have condensed my emotional response to the net for the last five years into less than 100 words.
There are people who get paid good money to sit with their thumbs up there ass thinking up new hieroglyphs that look even less like what they represent: then finding new locations for them so that one’s practiced finger send one flying to some alien landscape. Someday they will be sorry when I push the wrong key and the missiles wipe out Lichtenstein.
Those are the people too incompetent even to work for government.