George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
“I think I know what my problem is,” said George. “It’s a lack of opportunities to express my artistic side.”
He painted the cannonballs with interesting colors and swirls and lacquers.
He designed lush and beautiful sails with vibrant images that came to life in the wind.
He rigged wind chimes and other instruments so they’d play a melodic tune with the wind and the rolling of the seas.
They all looked and sounded nice as the ship took a broadsides from a British frigate and went down quickly.