George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When the crew raided a slave ship heading for the Americas, George insisted that they free the slaves.
At first, the captain resisted the idea of letting a valuable cargo go, but in time George wore him down.
“Okay, fine,” said the captain. “But let’s be realistic… we can’t just release them in the middle of the ocean.”
“Then we’ll teach them how to be pirates,” said George happily.
And George taught them everything he knew.
It didn’t take long for the slave ship to sink without a trace.