Papa Joe made Papa Wally, my daddy, promise not to sell the farm.
Daddy kept his promise, but when he gave me the farm, he also gave me overdue property tax bills.
All our neighbors had left with the money developers gave them, and the developers built all these houses.
Those families didn’t want us to sell out to developers, so they bribe me to keep the farm as a kind of nature preserve.
Even more than the cost of the property taxes. And your college bills.
Just keep talking to the developers to scare up their bribes a bit.