Typist

They say that those who can’t do teach. So when I got a copy of Mavis Beacon teaches typing, I wrote her a letter saying that I was her number one biggest fan. And sure enough I got back the most jumbled mess of a type written letter I’d ever seen. This was serial killer level of creepy. Letter to the editor from a dementia written, crank, quality of spelling and grammar with over typed mistakes and typing errors and infinite number of monkeys couldn’t accomplish. But, man, she was one hell of a teacher as I type this now.