Charlie’s favorite pickup line was is heaven missing an angel because I’m seeing one right in front of me. When Michael the archangel went down to earth for a drink, the world had the misfortune of him going to the bar that Charlie frequented. Charlie was pretty well hammered at that point, and we all know how angels can be a bit Tilda Swinton in looks. Michael took offense, but Charlie was drunk and doubled down on his lechery. By the time God recalled Michael to heaven, half of Nebraska had been lain waste. Not that anyone could really tell.