Our meetings used to go on far too long and never accomplished anything. People would get off the point too easily, or get mired in conflicting agendas.
So, we hired a barbarian from the steppes of Turkey to manage discussions.
Ugdur doesn’t even need to reach for his flail anymore, let alone whallop anyone with it.
Just by raising his eyebrow, we put down our Blackberries, reach consensus quickly, and get back to work.
Sadly, we had to fire Ugdur.
Caught stealing office supplies, and he attacked the receptionist.
If you’re going to pillage and plunder, stick to the shareholders.
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I recommend hiring one of the barbarians in your own neighborhood. It simplifies the arrest process.