Weekly Challenge #125 – Hurricane

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Welcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Twenty-Five, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by Planet Z, and we went with Hurricane.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
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Which were the best stories from Weekly Challenge #125?
Fricker Fracker from http://www.thefrickerfrequency.com
Wilma
Mortician
Steven from http://ideatrash.blogspot.com
Jeffrey from Http://greathites.blogspot.com
Brad Z from http://mutecow.net
Guy David from http://guydavid.com
Justin from http://www.thebeandom.com/spaceturtle
Mike
Tom from http://midi.libsyn.com
Anima from http://www.zabbadabba.com
Planet Z
  
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FRICKER FRACKER

Sand everywhere! What the… How’d I get on the beach?
What the hell is that! A TATTOO! Where’d that come from!
And who the heck is Juanita. I don’t even know a Juanita.
Last thing I remember I was sitting at the bar with my friends.
We ordered a round of shots. Well, a few rounds really.
And I washed them down with this local Island drink called “Los Huracán
Tormenta”.
Maybe that wasn’t such a good Idea…
Well at least I’m not naked and there is no Juanita around.
Time to catch my plane.
Excuse me sir, donde está el aeropuerto?
Fricker it’s me, Juanita!

WILMA

They pulled the white sheet taut across the window blocking her view. “Children, what are you doing?”
“Just playing a game.” Grandma chuckled and returned to mashing the potatoes.
Cyrus whispered, “Are you sure you said the words in the right rhythm?”
“Yes, ‘quick, quick, slow’ just like it said,” Ophelia assured him. Earlier that morning the children found a book titled Powerfully Protective Spells. One spell caught their eye: “Stopping Savage Storms.” As Ophelia nailed the sheet in place Cyrus hissed, “Here he comes.” Stumbling up the path with dragon red eyes was grandpa looking mean as a hurricane.

MORTICIAN

I’ve known I was magic for quite a long time now, I probably first noticed it when I was in grade school. I drew a normal picture of a clear sunny day and my mom posted it to the fridge. She left it up there for two whole months; in those two months our state had the worst drought it has ever seen. When my picture was thrown away the clouds began to gather and rain filled the sky once again.
Now my girlfriend is on a “business trip” with Steven in the gulf, yea, right. I think it’s time I start drawing again.

STEVEN

My roommate said he moved to Florida from Hurricane, West Virginia, though he
pronounced it Hurr-eh-cun and threatened to fight me over it.
“It’s where the hurricane names come from,” he told me. “One at a time, we
get sick. It’s alphabetical, but skips around. One year boys, the next
girls. As we get sicker, the storm gets worse.”
“But you live here now,” I said.
He shook his head. “The sickness follows us. It’s where you’re born that
counts.”
He went to bed early that night. The next day he had a fever, and clouds
massed on the horizon.

JEFFREY HITE

Today on NPR:
We have all heard of those new vacuum cleaners that claim to have the power of a tornado inside them. We all know that it is a simply and illusion, of spinning dust.
However, today in western Louisiana we found a man who has been trying for the last few years to build a better vacuum. Mr. Johnson has been trying to coax hurricanes into his shop so that he could capture their powerful forces and put it a vacuum cleaner. There has been some local outcry, so we got him on the phone.
“Mr. Johnson… Hello?”
My apologies to Steve Inskeep!

BRAD Z

Well see if you put you right hand here and your left hand there and push that there button then the grinding starts. You gotta get it all ground up for it to work. Ok now hit that other button. That gets the mixer going. Sure is a big one isn’t, and fast even. Fred says it gets up to around 70, thats about as fast as some of those hurricane winds that are popping up everywhere recently. The ingredients and everything comes next, then it’s pressed together. It cooks for a bit and after that, viola , Olive Loaf.

GUY

Bob and Harriet started out like a hurricane, but that was so long ago. Now they hardly spoke to each other. Bob silently hated her. He especially hated the fact she was making more then him, selling antiques at eBay, and her obsession with those darn podcasts. Her “Remnant of the Past” podcast about antiques was taking too much of her time. He hated those podcasts, but when she told him she was going to DragonCon, and she talked enthusiastically about Sigler, Hutchings and that Chirapa guy, he knew he would have to go and keep an eye on her.

JUSTIN

I spin and spin and spin. My arms crash through ocean and sea. Sometime they rage over the lands. I can never see where I am going, only where I have been. I would love to see cities and towns, full of people and their homes they have built. But I never see that. I can only see where I have been, the places where I have wrought pain. I only see landscapes ravaged by rain and wind, homes destroyed. It makes me sad to see the damage I’ve done. I don’t mind the trailer parks though, those are fun!

MIKE

You could tell he’d overstayed his welcome and that he’d been most inconsiderate of his Cuban hosts. Water dripped from every wall and streamed unhindered through doorways to nowhere; billboard invitations to drink Havana Club littered the landscape like giant postcards.
The hurricane’s signature moment, though, was created when a large tent broke loose in the wind and was draped over a nearby wall. The top hung well over the wall, flanked on each side by three smaller folds. A tourist’s snapshot of the rising sun directly behind the center flap formed an eerily familiar image. Yep – Gustav was here.

TOM

The rep for C&H crossed the field towards the deepest rows of sugar plants. They were amazing. Higher yield then anything on the Alexander & Baldwin lands. The man inquired who the land belonged to. This led to a cacophony of differing options in a number of Hawaiian dialects. In the end the best he got were fingers pointing to a distant house. Arriving at the lanai the C&H man met an elderly couple. “Are those your sugar plants?” he asked the husband. The old Hawaiian shook his head at the haole and said “No dem r her a cane.”

ANIMA

Get out, you piece of shit.
Out the door flew the flannel shirts and Levis, the greasy ball caps and cowboy boots
The Skynard cd’s, the Marlboro jean jacket.
I never want to see your skinny white ass here again
And I’m calling a lawyer.
Hope you’re happy with that bowling alley bimbo and her double D’s. You two deserve each other.
Guess I better find a new place to live…
And after I put so much work into our double wide.
How’s a hurricane and a redneck divorce similar?
Any way you look at it, someone’s losing a trailer.

PLANET Z

For the person who has everything, why not get them the fury of nature’s wicked wrath?
That’s right. Buy ’em a hurricane
You think they pull those names out a hat? Hell no.
Them radars and satellites and forecaster geeks cost money. Money I’ve got to burn.
Listen… listen to that crap… this Kanye West say that Bush hates black people.
I dunno about Bush, but my daughter Katrina hates em somethin fierce.
Watch the television, darlin. Look at ’em run around.
Happy birthday.
Money can’t buy you love? What a crock of shit.
This is priceless.

Fry

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My old computer was slow. Painfully slow.
So, I tried to build my own computer. I’ve done it before. If you know what you’re doing, it’s not hard.
It’s hard when you’re sold malfunctioning components. It’s also hard when they want to make you wait a week to confirm they’re malfunctioning, then charge you for the labor to install faulty replacements.
Want to return software? Sorry. No can do. Against their policy.
So, I returned it all, told the credit card company to stiff them on the labor and software, and bought this nice laptop.
From somewhere else, of course.

The Purple Light District

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Hey, tourist.
I know you’ve been to the red light district, but have you seen the purple light district?
Strictly for the locals, but it doesn’t require more than a false beard and twenty zlotys to get past security and have yourself a good time.
One word of caution – one pair of underwear isn’t enough. You should wear two or three.
Me, I’m wearing five. These folks play rough when the lights go purple.
Real rough.
What? Purple light district isn’t your thing?
Then we’ll go to the ball pit at McDonalds… go play with the kids… YOU CHICKENSHIT PANSY!

The Magic Pants

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Miss Kathy reaches into her pockets and pulls out five bucks. “My pants,” she says, “are magical.”
Sure enough, any time she needs something, all she has to do is reach into her pocket.
She always pulls out what she needs, when she needs it.
Ketchup packets, keys, a spare cell phone battery, money – especially money.
She’s been tempted to tear them apart to see where the stuff comes from, but she doesn’t want to kill the magic pants like the golden goose.
Besides, they fit really good, and that’s truly magical when it comes to a pair of pants.

Bleachers

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I live under the bleachers.
They store the concession stands under here when the season’s over.
Of all the stands, I wouldn’t choose it, but it’s what I’ve got, and I’m happy for that.
I shower in the locker rooms, get food in the cafeteria.
At night, stray dogs roam around, looking for food.
I keep the stand closed and shuttered.
They paw at the door, even though there’s no food in here.
Besides me, I guess.
I could go home, but I kinda like it here under the bleachers.
And the students always know where to find the principal.

Like A Cat

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Sometimes, life is like trying to find a black cat outside in the dark.
You wander around, looking everywhere, poking through all the bushes and looking under tables.
Bang a can of cat food with a fork a few times. Call out its name and whistle and meow.
Nothing.
And now, the neighbors think you’ve gone crazy.
All the while, it’s looking down at you from the fence, eyes glowing bright in the night.
You give up, turn out the porch light, and head back inside.
Life’s right there, sitting in your chair. And won’t budge.
Yeah. Just like that.

Just A Taste

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Leslie is always asking for a taste of what I’m eating or drinking.
With one massive bite or gulp, she hands back an empty plate or glass.
“Delicious,” he moans. “Thank you.”
If she asks you for something, give it to her.
Don’t just stick it in her face for her to bite or sip while you’re still holding on to it.
You could lose a finger.. a hand… even an arm if she’s hungry.
Her last boyfriend learned that lesson the hard way.
He had a strawberry in his mouth, offered it with a kiss, and lost his head.

Weekly Challenge #124 – The Game Twister

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Welcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Twenty-Four, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by Fricker Fracker, and we went with The Game Twister.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
VOTING

Which were the best stories in Weekly Challenge #124?
Planet Z
Cenedra from http://censtwocents.blogspot.com/
Holli from http://hollihollwood.wordpress.com/
Steven from http://ideatrash.blogspot.com
Justin from http://www.thebeandom.com/spaceturtle
Guy David from http://guydavid.com/
Jeffrey from http://greathites.blogspot.com/
Tom from http://midi.libsyn.com
Fricker from http://www.thefrickerfrequency.com/
Sougent from http://sladvofsougent.blogspot.com/
Caleb from http://blacktiemartiniclub.com
Houston Keys from http://tatertotsforthemasses.blogspot.com
Anima from http://zabbadabba.com/
  
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PLANET Z

She wanted to try something new, so we bought pajamas made out of Twister boards.
Colors all over.
We can’t spin the spinner ourselves, so we’ve programmed the computer to call out colors and hands and feet.
We take turns, putting this on that, that on this, and so on.
No matter how much we try, it’s hard to stay at it for long before tearing these jammies off.
One night, she had too much to drink. Right Foot On Red became Kick To The Crotch.
We don’t play that game anymore.
Don’t Break The Ice? Yeah… pass the icepack.

CeNedra

“It was really nice of your mom to lend you her car” I told him as we sat in the back seat in the dark.
Did he just put his right hand there?
“I thought the dance was nice, great music too” I said, trying not to sound nervous.
Did he just put his left hand down there?
Words escaped me as his mouth covered mine.
He leaned against me and I felt myself fall back onto the leather seat.
This is really going to happen, I thought to myself, as he lifted my leg and put it up there.

HOLLI

It was their first date. She could taste his smell on her lips, but she was strong. Good girls don’t let boys win so quickly. Right?
He wanted to walk her to her door, what should she do? Let him in? Just give in?
She was helpless, but after offering him a drink, she said “Let’s play a game of Twister, it is just like riding a bike.” He smiled at her. His eyes wild and piercing, tight jeans, loose shirt.
Spin, Left Arm Blue, Spin, Right Foot Red, Spin, Spin, Spin, his smell intoxicated her. Spinning they fell to the ground.
Who is the winner now?

STEVEN

The battle raged on before me, the virtual limbs of my fleet
stretching out between star systems. The VR suit carried my body’s
commands to the drones slaughtering the enemy. Color-coded
representations of star systems swam before my eyes. The drones had
an advanced AI, capable of immediate battle tactics. But they were
not smart enough for strategy. They could not see the grand picture
and win the war.
I saw the opening in the enemy’s defenses. I gathered the fleet,
twisted uncomfortably, and used my right hand to smash them all into
the red dot of the enemy’s homeworld.

JUSTIN

Murphy’s wheelchair was parked in front of a plastic pad. The man in the dark suit engaged the breaks. The pad was a four by six grid of colored circles. The man in the dark suit spoke.
“You will play this game for your life. I will spin this dial fifty times. If you fail to follow the instructions three times, you will lose the game. This dial will give you a certain arm or foot, and a color. You must place that appendage on that color of circle to pass.”
Murphy’s face drained to white. “But, I’m color blind!”

GUY DAVID

Chaketo Chirapa was feeling like he’s caught in some bad twister move, unable to advance forward. That Human game, involving colored circles and strange moves held a strange fascination for him. It was like the problem of earning the trust of The Humans, strict rules but no logic. He was listening to Sigler and Hutchins bitching about not winning The Parsec Awards again, when it dawned on him all of a sudden. There was one place he could go where he would walk around as he is, and no one would suspect he’s an alien. He started packing for DragonCon.

JEFFREY

“So he took everything?” The police officer said suspiciously, “While you all just stood there and watched?”
“Look you are not understanding me. Let me explain it again. He came in with a gun and a twister.”
“A what?”
“Twister, you know, the game you play on the floor? He made us play twister until we were so tangled up there was no way we could do anything but watch.”
“And that’s when he took all your stuff?”
“Yes!”
“While you just watched?”
So we made him and the two deputies play, while we cruised around in their patrol car.

TOM

Captain Aloysius Lilius Bradley created a primitive but recognizable version of the game Twister. Bradley used sailcloth and a vulcanizing agent of unknown origin. It would had been lost to the ages if Milton Bradley hadn’t discover a chest with remains of the cloth and a parchment containing the rules. Given that Aloysius’ game include knives, axes, swords, rungus, coshes, knobkieries, Milton never fully developed the game as we know it today and only left notes on how to make the game less extreme. Students at Rice are now running a tournament with the missing pieces. Kevlar encouraged but optional.

FRICKER

As Young Kwai Chang Caine was about to endure the final step to Shaolin Priesthood, Master Po gave these words of caution.
The burning scars of the Dragon and of the Tiger on your forearms show you inner strength. And the pristine path of the traversed rice paper shows your control and compassion. But this final test will be you’re most difficult and most deadly.
You must call upon your entire training young grasshopper, the snake, the mantis, the white Crane and all of nature. You must show great speed and agility to continue from this point on.
Left foot blue…

SOUGENT

Nothing like a little picnic to celebrate Labor Day. The kids
running around playing Frisbee, George is over there playing Twister
with the Olsen twins. Cousin Frank has got chicken cookin’ on the
barbecue, slopping on his “secret” sauce.
Time to close my eyes for a little nap….
What the hell? What’s that yellin’ all about? What do you mean the
BBQ chicken is on a rampage? Zombie chicken you say? Dripping BBQ
sauce?
You’re sure a joker George, that’s a good one. What? How did I get
BBQ sauce on my shirt? Look up? Why should I look up?

CALEB

Auntie Em! It’s a twister!
Those were the last words Dorothy Gale ever spoke. She had run away at fourteen with a snake-oil salesman named Professor Marvel. He turned her out in Kansas City. When she appeared on the farm again years later, her last remaining relation tried to get her clean. When the delirium tremens set in, she would dream she was in some magical land called oz. It was one of these fits that dropped her into the hog sty. As the beasts began devouring her trackmarked flesh, poor Uncle Henry shuffled into the house for his gun.

HOUSTON KEYS

Right foot red.
Jerry do I have to keep doing this?
YES! It’s in your contract! Now RIGHT FOOT RED.
OK.
Wade, watching the sweat make it’s long harrowing journey from the
nether-regions of your man boobs to your bellybutton has disturbed me
to the point of loss of concentration.
So I can quit?
What do you think Satan?
I guess, I was getting kind of bored anyway since he is the only one playing.
We could get Jerry Junior…
Stop it you sicko!
Heh, I guess. Wade go send in Pacman, tell him it’s time for his
“Community Service.”

ANIMA ZABALETA

*THE BIRTHDAY PARTY*
Mr Rex, please come pick up Tyra…
Tyra hadn’t meant to bite Edmon’s head off….
“You’ve ruined my birthday party”, whinged Maia.
Even Telma, the exchange from Romanian looked appalled.
It wasn’t her fault. She didn’t want to play that stupid game anyway;
she was too tall and ungainly…
Maia had gone on and on about how much fun it would be… so easy to play…
Left foot yellow….
Right foot blue….
Right. Hand. Red.
They all laughed and laughed when she tipped over, reaching with all her
might…
“If only the Cretaceous period would end”, Tyra mumbled to herself.

Measure

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They say Helen Thomas has been in the White House Press Corps for the past 9 presidents, but measuring things in terms of presidents is a horrible idea.
How often do you have presidents around.
“Hey, someone wake the president… we need to measure this piece of string.”
They did that back in Ancient Egypt. A cubit was the length of pharaoh’s arm.
Every five minutes, someone asking him “stick out your arm!” Like he’s a common junkie.
Got a house to build, gotta measure out the two by fours.
No wonder why he buried himself under tons of rock.

No Gloves

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She covers her whole face with a mask, even though it’s just the left side that has the worst of the scars.
“Symmetry,” she growls.
She changes masks throughout the day, some smiling, some angry, some expressionless… just a white shaped piece of ceramic with two holes for eyes.
The left eye is fine, but the right one is different.
Bloodshot. Dilated.
“I see better with it than with the other,” she says, and she goes back to painting.
She wears the mask, but not gloves.
The brush in the blackened claw of her right hand dashes along the canvas.