I like to watch the Santa Tracker website on Christmas.
It depicts Santa flying around the world, city by city.
Although I wonder why Santa visits Mecca and Medina.
You know, because Christians aren’t allowed there.
“I fill my sack with babies,” said Santa, sipping his beer at the bar. “For all those kids who ask for baby brothers and baby sisters.”
He used to fill his sack with babies left out to die in China, but the Chinese don’t practice that custom much anymore.
“They use abortions to gender-select now,” said Santa. “I’m not filling my sack with those.”