Christmas mattress ads

You can tell what time of year it is by the stupid dad jokes that mattress store commercials use.
The worst are during Christmas, because they all mention sleeping in Heavenly peace.
Only when Christmas is over do you get a week off from the inanity.
That’s when the end-of-the-year clearance sales take place.
They need to clear the inventory to avoid the tax liability or something.
Never mind that the stores never actually stock the mattresses.
They get them from a distributor and they take weeks to deliver.
While they sleep in Heavenly peace… with all of your money.