George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The dentist examined George’s teeth and said “No cavities. Again.”
“That’s good, right?” said George.
“No, that’s bad,” said the dentist. “You’re a pirate. You’re supposed to have lousy teeth. And not many of them.”
George sighed, picked out a lollipop, and slunk all the way back to his ship.
He looked at his toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, waterpick, and tongue scraper for a long time, and then…
He brushed his teeth, flossed, picked the remaining debris with a medical wash, and ran the tongue scraper on his tongue.