George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He thought about all the good pirates out there, and realized that they all had beards.
Blackbeard, Redbeard, Yellowbeard… even the Barbarosa Sisters had beards.
George tried to grow a beard, but he just couldn’t manage a single hair.
He quietly went to a fake beard store.
They were so expensive… all George could afford was a leftover green St. Patrick’s Day novelty beard.
He tried to dye it black, but it came out all crazy.
“Hail, Crazybeard!” said the captain, laughing.
George sighed and threw the beard overboard.