George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
His hat was constantly blowing off of his head.
Other pirates never seemed to lose their hats in the wind. Some had the same style of hat, but theirs never blew off.
Old Rusty told George that he should try a bandana.
“Just tie it tight at the corners and it’ll stay put,” he said.
“Thanks,” said George.
George put his hat away and switched to a bandana. And it didn’t fly off.
Old Rusty started wearing George’s hat.
And it never blew off his head.
George quietly seethed.