George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Maybe it was because he wasn’t assertive enough.
Barnacle Billy kept taking George’s left shoe and wearing it.
He didn’t take the right one because he had a peg leg.
“Give me back my shoe,” said George.
“No,” said Barnacle Billy.
George went into fights wearing only one shoe.
Until one day, Billy got his other leg blown off and replaced by a peg leg.
He still kept stealing George’s shoe.
“Okay, I admit it. I like sniffing shoes.”
George asked the captain to transfer Billy to another ship.