George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
But then, neither was that Long John Silver guy, and look how he turned out.
He had his own fast food chain.
George decided that was his destiny… his own fast food chain.
He stopped swabbing the deck and put down the mop.
And he got himself hired at a Long John Silvers restaurant.
He figured he’d save his money, take lots of notes, and then break out on his own.
Instead, he ended up on the late shift, mopping the floors.
Defeated, he went back to the ship.