George the Mutineer

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Still, the captain kept him on.
This irritated the crew very much.
So much so, they planned a mutiny at six.
George heard about it, but he was really tired, so he slept through it.
When George woke up, he didn’t know that the crew had already taken the ship and locked the captain in the brig.
“MUTINY!” shouted George, hacking and slashing his way through the ship.
That’s right. He’d mutinied against the mutineers.
The captain thanked George. “I guess I need to hire a new crew now.”