George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
What he was good at was seeing opportunities.
After United Airlines made headlines for beating up and dragging off passengers, George convinced the captain that they should get into the travel business.
It didn’t take long for the ship to fill with passengers, happily participating in an immersive, authentic pirate voyage experience.
It also didn’t take long for the passengers to get seasick, scurvy, and weary of the length of the voyage.
“If you think this is bad,” said the captain, “you should see the poor landlubbers in Economy.”