George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Still, he was a good observer, and he wrote up a ship operations manual.
He sent the manual to the rest of the crew for technical review.
The crew marked up his manual with comments such as:
“Aye, there should be more YAR! here.”
“Nary a SCURVY DOG in sight!”
“Yer grammar and spelling be ghastly perfect! Shame upon ye!”
George got irritated. “This was supposed to be a review for technical accuracy, not a spelling, grammar, and style guide review!”
The crew threw George and his manual overboard.