George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Instead of looting and pillaging, he liked to order things with his Amazon Prime account.
The problem was that the ship was constantly moving from port to port, looting and pillaging.
By the time a package would arrive for George, they’d be off to the next port to loot and pillage.
George tried to set up a dropbox, but when the ship arrived at that port, the pirates looted and pillaged the business that had the dropbox.
George was furious. “That’s the wool scarf I ordered! Hand it over!”