George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Because of all the problems George caused, the captain suggested that George train for the Winter Olympics.
So, George packed his bags and headed to the gym.
He worked out constantly, and his trainers got him into the best shape of his life.
However, George had an aversion to the snow and cold.
And he wasn’t all that good on skis.
Eventually, George found the perfect place for his talents.
“Welcome to McDonalds!” said George, in his nice new uniform at the Olympic Village. “May I take your order?”