George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The wave of the future was telecommuting, and George suggested the idea to the captain.
“I could work from home in my pajamas,” said George.
“What the hell do you mean?” said the captain. “Your home is on the sea.”
“Fine,” said George. “But can I still wear my pajamas?”
George had never been very good at hand-to-hand combat, and the full-body bunny pajamas with the floppy ears made him look like a total idiot, but somehow he managed to use the surprise in his enemies to his advantage.