George the Jedi

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He’d pretend that his cutlass was a lightsaber, and he’d make a lightsaber humming noise when he swung it around.
“Stop that,” said the captain. “It’s annoying. Concentrate on actually hitting someone with it.”
So George did.
“Ouch!” yelled the captain. “I meant hit someone fighting us.”
George dove into the battle, swinging his cutlass around and humming the lightsaber sound.
He didn’t hit anyone, but he did manage to cut a few important ropes and cables.
When the sail covered George, the others left him trapped under it.